Kitty is my cat. You have not seen FAT until you have seen her. You have not heard GREED until you have heard her.
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The following interview may or may not have been translated from meowlish due to humans not understanding the greatness of the cat tounge So, who am I?
I, am a cat well known for her hunting prowess. I am a cat well known for her ferociousness at the dinner table.
Have you heard of me? In all the six rooms and staircase there has never been a name as feared as mine. KITTY. Amongst man, I am their GOD. Do you know at what times I summon my humans to watch after me? Do you know at what hours they must be reminded to keep my plate overflowing and wet with soup? Do you know how much I have to remind them that I am the cat of this household and must have their full attention at all times??? Their insolence is SHOCKING. My early life was being born amongst a litter of other kittens on the 2nd of July, 2018. I was the fearful and cautious one of the litter. A sign of my greatness in risk detection and avoidment in the years to come. After being taken to my new home , somepoint in September, I was immedietly on alert. I would not allow these FOOLISH humans to get the better of me. Not any day and certainly, not today I thought to myself. |